Biz and I have decided that we want to live in a world where certain people in MGS2 don't actually die, thus resulting in wacky domestic hijynx. Mostly because it would be SNAKE AND OTACON, the SECOND GENERATION and. Yes. I ship Raiden/Emma for the half hour they're onscreen together. I am unashamed. I want to write wacky AU fic where Raiden, Emma, Snake, and Otacon have crazy spy adventures. Also:

biztheinsane: Raiden made the mistake once of pointing out how Sunny has two daddies.
biztheinsane: Sunny lectured him about how it's perfectly normal and she has plenty of feminine influence in her life without a mother, thank you.
biztheinsane: "Daddy, what is this?"
biztheinsane: "... nothing. Books. Give me those."
biztheinsane: "No no no, Mei Ling told me ALL about Playboy and Buxom and Hustler and --"
biztheinsane: "SNAKE? WHAT'S SHE TALKING ABOUT? SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR MAGAZINE COLLECTION, RIGHT? YOU SAID YOU'D THROWN THOSE ALL OUT."
biztheinsane: "... Sunny, I'll give you ten dollars to stuff these back under the mattress and not tell Papa Hal anything."
biztheinsane: "Mei Ling says bribery only leads to corruption."
biztheinsane: "Mei Ling says a lot. Take the money and keep quiet."

I think I should probably tell my parents that two days before my graduation I'm not going to want to spend time with them. I'm going to be fricking playing MGS4.

P.S. this thread is epic. And awesome.